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Pocket Tools for Humans
Small, local-first instruments built with warmth, restraint, and a bit of mischief. Open a link and start—zero signup walls, zero surveillance.
Voice & Brain Workspaces
Say it messy, get it clean
Tap the ghost, ramble freely, get clean text auto-copied. 96MB in-browser offline Whisper, style transforms, typewriter Focus Space, and E2EE QR Passport sync.
Drop in a rambling meeting, brainstorm, or 4-hour D&D session. Builds a living node graph, self-ticking actions, procedural dungeon audio, and campaign chronicles.
Speak a grocery run or packing list in one breath and watch items sort themselves. Syncs live between phones with a 4-word phrase and zero accounts.
Daily thoughts without the homework vibe. Speak the day, keep it local on glass, and read back clean entries with synesthetic keystroke trails.
For songwriters catching a melody at 2am. Mumble cadence and half-formed lines into the mic; get structured verse and chorus lines back.
Hold the mic, talk through a topic, and generate a neo-brutalist presentation deck with custom typography, risograph art, and live radio dock.
Privacy, Files & Print Magic
Client-side muscle · No hostage links
Turn links, Wi-Fi, photo slideshows, audio mixtapes, and destructible file drops into custom gradient QR codes that never hold links for ransom.
Drop photos, audio, docs, or a whole batch onto the brain doc and get smaller files back. Runs 100% inside the browser—nothing ever uploads.
Encrypt any file in-browser with a 4-word passphrase. The decryption key stays in the URL # hash, which browsers never send to the server.
A clean byte is a quiet byte. Strip hidden GPS coordinates, camera serials, and tracking metadata from images losslessly in-browser.
The yin to metaflush's yang. Stamp artist name, copyright, and socials into photo EXIF and MP3 ID3 tags losslessly before sharing work.
The occult sibling of DrShrink. Databend images, glitch video frames, sonify pictures into spectrograms, and modulate chaos by the current moon phase.
Mac Rituals & Creative Toybox
Native Swift binaries & strange instruments
Native macOS break ritual with sun-synced aurora overlays, procedural chimes, and a 2-second hold-to-skip ring that breaks muscle-memory skipping.
10MB native Swift menu-bar clipboard & screenshot collector. Color-coded tag rack, offline Apple Vision OCR, and self-contained Markdown bundle exports.
Write a thought down without naming a file, picking a folder, or making an account. Web scratchpad and companion macOS menu-bar app with E2EE vault sync.
Computes its own real sky ephemeris and Tonalpohualli calendar. Reads daily signs on a 70s CRT terminal and exports shareable cosmic art cards.
Real figlet fonts, lolcat gradients, image-to-ASCII conversion, live webcam mirror, and a touch-friendly retro arcade in the browser.
Trace a drawing or morph a generative shape, slap on signature eyes and hats, and export a complete PWA icon kit—or hatch it as a living pet.
Batch audio processor for bedroom producers. Drag in untitled demos and voice memos; get them renamed, mastered, tagged, and dressed in generative art.
Open-Source Organs
MIT micro-libraries extracted from the fleetPointer-tracked & mobile gyroscope-tilted holographic membership cards in Svelte 5. Deterministic skins from any seed string.
Framework-agnostic Web Audio keyboard & typewriter sound engine. Real Cherry MX & Topre acoustics with zero corporate beeps.
Zero-dependency interactive text corruption library. Drop it on any element to make typography glitch and recover on hover.
Embeddable internet radio player in a single HTML tag. Shadow DOM isolation, KPAB.fm & SomaFM presets, zero dependencies.